WASHINGTON: President Trump , wearing a rusty, lucky Marlboro Country horseshoe , is shown here after undergoing an overnight world first medical operation which resulted in Wall Street making record gains .
The delicate operation involved removing his peanut sized grey matter and replacing it with the brain of Nobel prize winner Albert Einstein .
In an exclusive interview with the head of the medical team which carried out the 10 hour procedure , Little Darwin was informed President Trump had been conscious throughout ,whistling Dixie , even when his brain was removed .
Unfortunately, much of his distinctive scarecrow wig was removed in the op , leaving him with an orange kiss curl on top .
Even though feeling exhausted after the historic operation during which he also set a new world record for the longest whistling of Dixie , President Trump held a short media conference in the poorly kept White House Rose Garden .
He was surrounded by the latest batch of top officials that replaced the think tank team he recently sacked.
He was surrounded by the latest batch of top officials that replaced the think tank team he recently sacked.
Donald is shown mounted on the same pickle jar in which the brain of Albert Eistein had been kept . In his first public statement to the world after the operation, he announced he intends growing a moustache like Einsein . Then he profoundly announced that everything is relative , even his relatives.
America, he guaranteed, would not be sucked down a cosmic black hole .It would experience a fantastic J-curve recovery in the economy , he added. Obviously influenced by chloroform , he muttered that he intended flying to the moon in a bedpan . Keepers ushered him off the stage after this puzzling statement . Further progress photographs will be published as the president fully recovers.
