TWO VERY SMALL SWALLOWS A CYCLONE MAKE ? BLOODY APPARITION SHOCK

 Hallucinations   by   BOM-ed  out   Vallis,  on   new   medication .

Before going to bed , one of the last acts of  preparing for the cyclone  was to upturn the circular  table under the clothesline to stop it being turned into a missile . In the process  ,  a  sharp jab  was felt  on the tip of  left index  finger    from  one of  the legs. On  entering the  kitchen , this blogger   was   found to be   dripping   blood  , some  on  the floor .  Blood in the  sink  produced  the  above  strange  spectacle  of  a  caped figure ... Mr Haemoglobin sporting  a dashing gaucho's sombrero  with  attendant  goldfish.