Thursday, December 6, 2018

ROGER STRIPPED NAKED

In its coverage  of   the looming closure of the nationwide  menswear  chain Roger David , with the loss of seven local jobs ,  the Townsville  Bulletin    ran  a report   which included  a  photograph  of an  interstate   shopfront , not  the one in the city,  at   Stockland  , below.   
Now  the  Roger   David   shop  in Townsville  has  been stripped  naked , grabbing   the  startled  attention  of  Christmas shoppers  and  frightening   Santa's reindeers , causing  them  to  stampede . 
There  are a   thousand  untold  stories  missed  by  the   skimpily clad   local media   in  the Naked   City  and nearby  Magnetic Island , this is just one of them . Many more to come.  In another  Townsville Bulletin report   it warned  that  Townsville cyclists  using smart  phones  could be fined and  included a  photograph of a  bod on a bike merrily  riding along reading  his  smart  phone .  Several  eagle eyed  readers pointed out the offending  cyclist ran the danger of being run down by  a  TRAM , the photograph   including   tramlines , the  Queen City of the  North  not  served  by   trams .