Saturday, December 1, 2018

EXCLUSIVE : DOROTHY DIX RESIGNS FROM LIBERAL PARTY

CANBERRA : A  veteran , key  strategist  in the  Coalition Government  has  resigned in frustration  and intends to  seek asylum in  a  New Zealand   nunnery . She is  Dorothy  Dix  who is forced to  write  brain-numbing  questions   for   government members, mainly  men , to  ask  during  Question Time  in  the  House of  Representatives.
The  day  male chauvinist pigs  flew  for  cover in both  chambers.
Ms Dix ,  kept  out of sight in  a  stuffy  cupboard in the office of  the  manager of government  business, Christopher Pyne , was  infuriated by  the PM   walking out of  the chamber  , above,  before    Dr  Kerryn Phelp  rose   to   make her maiden speech .  As a  result , Dix , a true feminist ,  blew her stack  ,  came out of  the cupboard , set  fire to  101  questions  and her bra, danced all over a papier- mache   model of an  expensive  French submarine   off   Pyne's desk  and  handed  in  her  resignation ...  Another  Argus Tuft  scoop .