Wednesday, March 15, 2017

MY ODD SHAPED YANKEE BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK !

 In the words of the  1961 controversial song  by  Cockney  Charlie  Drake , will I be a  disgrace to  the  entire  Aborigine  race ?
 
Searching through   the  cluttered   contents  of  a dark  house   during  a   moving  sale in North  Queensland , a  soiled  book, instead of a  reptile or  spider  , jumped out  at  this  blogger  : The Boy Mechanic  700 Things  for  Boys to  Do . It is a Lindsay Publications  1988   reprint  of  the   1913   book  by  Popular Mechanics Press,  Chicago , original  copyright  by  H.H.Windsor .

Much to my delight , instructions   for   building boomerangs  were  found on  page 202 , contributed by  O. E. Tronnes , of Wilmette, Illinois , who informed  readers  : A boomerang is a  weapon  invented  and used  by  the  native  Australians, who seemed  to have the  least  intelligence of  any  race  of mankind .

(This   despite  the fact that   they seemed to have   mastered   aerodynamics  long before   the  Wright brothers  became airborne  for a   short time  and   aeons before  Boeing   got  off  the  ground.)

Instructions were  given  for  making  and  throwing   curved ,  T-shaped and  cross-shaped  boomerangs , all  of  which  should  be soaked  in  linseed  oil .

Another  surprise  in the book  was  a photograph   of the  annual regatta at  Port  Melbourne  , Australia .   This  copy was  ex libris  King Island District  School , off the  north-west coast of Tasmania , in the Roaring Forties , where a  boomerang of  any shape  launched into  the air could  be blown all  the way to the South Pole.
 
Instructions  for mechanically  minded  American boys covered  playing baseball  with a pocket knife,  building your own volcano ,  assorted  magic  tricks-including removing  36 cannon balls from  a handbag  , an explanation for why gun barrels burst,  imitation  weapons  and   armour , an electric postcard projector .
 
There was a nifty  device  for  keeping annoying  cats and dogs away  from garbage cans which involved  wrapped a bin  in  wire , connecting  it to an old telephone magneto,  cranked  to  give  an animal , especially that  annoying greyhound, the   electric  chair.


Boomerang  Dicordant  Discography

 There were several versions of  the  hit  song , one for the American  market  in which bringing down  the  Flying  Doctor   plane with a  boomerang  was  dropped .   Odd  sounding  Aborigines  used   a Red Indian expression , pow-wow. Dare it be mentioned Rolf   Harris did a  version . It  was   eventually judged  not politically correct , never to  be  played again  on  the  ABC.