Friday, June 3, 2016

COALITION MP THROWS MORE HANDGRENADES AT PARTY

UNCOMFORTABLE : Former PM  Abbott  and  Ewen  Jones 
Garrulous  Herbert  MP , Ewen Jones (LNP) , has  praised the  way  the Greens have  long  been   fighting for  protection of  the  Great  Barrier  Reef, saying their efforts over  the years had  been "fantastic."  He was speaking  at  a meet the candidates forum on Magnetic Island  on the very day that The Australian  led with a story claiming  activists   were  "distorting " data on  the reef . His  praise for the Greens comes at a time when leading Coalition figures have been making disparaging comments about  the Greens .

When tackled on  the fact  that  Coalition deficits  have  blown out  to  record levels , the Jones  boy, the party whip and  former real estate auctioneer,   went into an involved spiel  in which he said he had not joined the  party when John Howard  was in power because he did not agree to  handing out all those riches to the middle class   and   this played  a part  in the ongoing  blowout , if we interpret  correctly  what   he  had  to  say .
 

Did he  think  his act  of juggling  a  handgrenade , above,   at  an arms display  when   PM   Malcolm  Turnbull  was  in   Townsville  and  then  (Jones)  announcing  a $45,OOO  Industry Skills  Fund  grant  to  the  Sealink     ferry  company  on which  Lucy Turnbull (  Malcolm's wife/guy  )   had  been a  board  member  up   until   October  last year  ( a  point  not   picked  up  by  the  local  media , but by Crikey via this blog  )  had embarrassed  Turnbull ? The grenade episode    was dismissed with a shrug  and  the  Sealink  grant  was simply described as being   for indigenous employment ... not solely  what  was  said  on  his  own  website  and in  local media reports -  training  staff,  expanding  tourism  market and  industry skills , in close collaboration with NQ  indigenous communities , all  this  for   just  45k .

When   the  high level of  youth suicide  was  raised , Jones , strangely ,  recalled  that when he was a young kid at Texas , Queensland , a  once  a year  special treat had been   fresh  sand  deposited  under   swings . Tough  kids  back  then  tried to  swing  out  past   the   sand  , until  somebody broke  a leg. The rambling  speech seemed to  imply that  today children  were  too  protected , his own son no longer  going   out  into  the  front yard .

A woman  pointed  out  that farmers   were  having  a  tough time , finding it hard to make ends  might  ,  some  suiciding,  nothing  much  being done to help them .

The  Katter's Australia Party candidate  for Herbert , economist Colin  Dwyer , a former LNP candidate for the Queensland state  seat of Mundingburra ,  finished off his  speech  by saying Townsville  needed a  voice in  Canberra , not  Canberra's  voice  up  north .

This  statement and Dwyer's  switch  from the LNP  to KAP , is  surely a clear vote of  no  confidence  in   Jones   and  the  Coalition  government. 
Jones  performing  in  Canberra on a cold morning. It seems he may regard himself as a  John Travolta  Saturday Night  dancer. When he recently handed over a  cheque to the Townsville  PCYC  for a new  dance floor  to  be  used  by  budding ballerinas and  new dancers , he , according to his own blog (including exclamation marks ) ,"resisted the urge to bust a move!!" More  than  10 years ago, when it  was  said that Magnetic Island   would  become the " New Noosa, "  real estate spruikers  whispered that  John Travolta  was   interested  in  buying land  on  the  island . Neither happened , besides  where   would Travolta  land  his  Qantas  jet  on  Magnetic ?
Doyle produced  statistics  showing  the  massive  loss of  jobs in  the  Townsville area  , high youth unemployment , business  flatlining , mentioned  the  many empty  premises .  In  answer to a  question , he  said  he was against leasing the  Port of  Darwin to  Chinese  when  our Allies , the Americans, were building up  their commitment  there  ,  and   the  proposed   sale of  the   huge  Kidman cattle  empire to  Chinese, as  he  was  to  the  purchase of  other  major  assets   by overseas  countries.
Challenging   Ewen  Jones for  the  ALP  is  Cathy O'Toole, above , who outlined  the party's  costed , broad   plans to  revive   the Townsville  economy. Born in Townsville , she has had a wide  range  of experience , starting as a trainee  hairdresser with  her mother. Then she  and her  husband went on  to own and operate  a range of small  businesses in retail, hairdressing , vocational , education  and   training .  A  TAFE teacher , she  also project managed and   currently is the CEO of a not for profit mental health organisation in  north and  west  Queensland , including  Palm  Island .