After her star performance churning out the brilliant , best selling thriller about the crash of Tony Abbott , author Niki Savva , left , seen here on the ABC Insiders, will undoubtedly soon be burning the midnight oil pounding out the sequel, which will probably reduce her manicured nails on her flashing fingers to the quick.
There are many signs and growing talk that Turnbull could lose the phoney election or end up with a hung parliament , so Savva will be on another political winner .
Consider , dear reader, these interesting regional landmines and pointers which will affect the election :
*The day before our born again in yet another portfolio Treasurer Scott Morrison was due to deliver the Budget , it was clear he could not count properly on his fingers, which might lead to a dreaded black hole somewhere in the figures.
* In Queensland , the Liberal National coalition is imploding , Lawrence Springborg's leadership under challenge ( more juicy bits to come from the Queensland parliament ) ; calls for sacked former Turnbull cabinet minister in the Sunshine State , Stuart Robert, to be disendorsed on the eve of the federal election over revelations some $70,000 out of Robert's branch funding arm , the (" Artie"... not a State of Origin player ) Fadden Forum was directed to three so called independents in the recent local government elections , an LNP state director demoted as a result ; questions being asked about possible LNP funding for other "independent " civic candidates .
*In New South Wales there is still that little problem of the more than four million bucks being held back from the Liberals because of irregular tranferring of funds to dodge the law .
* In Victoria former Liberal Premier Jeff Kennett has been making strong statements against negative gearing and Turnbull's stance on the issue .
*The majority of Taswegians, it has already been shown ,will get sweet Fanny Adams out of the Budget , not enough even to make your own cider out of windfall Granny Smiths .
*In New South Wales there is still that little problem of the more than four million bucks being held back from the Liberals because of irregular tranferring of funds to dodge the law .
* In Victoria former Liberal Premier Jeff Kennett has been making strong statements against negative gearing and Turnbull's stance on the issue .
*The majority of Taswegians, it has already been shown ,will get sweet Fanny Adams out of the Budget , not enough even to make your own cider out of windfall Granny Smiths .
* Savva's Road to Ruin revealed that Nationals' leader Barnaby Joyce backed Turnbull for the PM's job as long as he did not go in hard on global warming. Surprise , surprise. Turnbull government and Murdoch's Daily Slapstick and Flummery Telegraph came out a la the Mad Monk deriding Opposition Leader Shorten , as shown on the ABC.
And just to make sure you got the message , the paper followed up with this little gem of high class Australian journalism and contribution to democracy .
In another literary scoop , we understand Malcolm Turnbull has been secretly commissioned to write how he saved The Spycatcher but was himself held to ransom by Goldfinger and his wood, coke , coal and oil henchmen in the Coalition , which will be an epic , tragic document .