Saturday, March 5, 2016

CURLEWS LIKE WRIGGLING SUBWAY TWELVE INCHER

It is only a matter  of time afore  men in white coats  rush in and   usher this  blogger off  to  a padded cell . Why? Because , not only does he talk to and whistle at  Curlews , he  teases  them by wriggling his toes like witchetty grubs  when they come running  for a feed. Proof of  his eccentricity  is  the above photo showing a  cute  Curlew , named Skinny Minnie , expecting to be fed , standing in the driveway , peering in  at  the twitching ,  tasty foot of  this odd  bodkin.  Curlews seem to be fascinated by wriggling toes , obviously thinking they are  fat grubs .To take this photo, accompanied by cracking of  old bones,  the deranged  blogger  got off  the  office chair , slid underneath  the  computer  desk , and waved his  foot  about , causing the Curlew  to  run  right up  to  the  glass  door.
Another odd photograph shows a lizard  in  the trap set to catch  feral cats to stop them eating Curlew chicks ,  which so  far  has  only caught  possums , now  this  lizard.