LONDON :
Scientific research into why Penguins
waddle has discovered that Tony Abbott’s mother
gave birth to him
here after she was
frightened by Percy the
Penguin during a visit
to the zoo. As
a result , it has been
suggested this is why the PM
walks like that odd bird , George Dubya Bush , and squawks like a sick , moulting Emperor Penguin - heh, heh - during interviews .(ABC political reporter Chris Uhlmann remarked that people were saying all kinds of strange thing about PM Abbott, even commenting about the way he walks... surely proof positive of the Pommie Penguin shock his dear mum experienced) .
TOWNSVILLE : In a desperate last
ditch attempt to get Prince Harry to visit Townsville , instead of Darwin ,
while Down Under , the forelock tugging organisation, Townsville Enterprise , has pointed out the dashing prince will get free
lead in his pencil if he graces the North Queensland city
with his presence . This is a reference to the fact that four Townsville playgrounds
used by children
have been found to contain high levels of lead and other
toxic substances . The local
media , as usual , has failed
to fully follow up this unsatisfactory situation .
MOUNT ISA : In a newspaper blooper , Bob
Katter has been quoted as saying things are
“ out of kilt ”. Surely this was supposed to be kilter? If not, are drought stricken Queensland cattlemen so angry with Barnaby , bureacrats , banks and other bs that they are
dropping their kilts, as in Brave Heart, baring their bums and claymores when yet another
fact finding group rides up from Canberra and Brisbane in limos ?
