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The new Johnston Class inflatable attack submarine , armed with radar controlled deadly Adelaide pie floater launchers , fighting off a simulated attack by the Red Baron and an angry nesting West Australian Black Swan . Luxurious fittings for the submariners include a home entertainment cinema which screens hilarious North Korean movies and comes with several popcorn and fairy floss machines. Australian Submarine Corporation member Sophie Mirabella, a victim of an enemy depth charge attack in the seat of Indi at the last Federal election, kindly designed the curtains and cushion covers for the sub,run off on her new Janome , making use of true blue colours . No name has yet been decided for the submarine but those being considered are Yellow Ducky , Gone Goose and Sushi Express .