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| Pandemonium party . |
Cunningly disguised as a
cargo vessel , the Panamanian
registered luxury yacht ,
Pan Harmony , right , which during the Silly Seaon will
be the soothing venue
for top secret love ins organised by Minister Kevin Andrews to heal obvious internal spats in the
government and prevent effluvium
from the pan hitting the fan
in 2015. The yacht was photographed entering the polluted
port of Townsville to take
on supplies of truffles ,Cuban cigars and
crates of Grange Hermitage before heading to
Dunk Island . Reports have come
through that a Chinese submarine has been seen
doing wheelies near Dunk and
PM Abbott has been advised not to go
in swimming as he may
disappear ( to cheers ) like
Harold Holt and be strung up by his thumbs until he reveals details of the new trade agreement with Japan.
