Right wing political lobbyist Grahame Morris, who once said Australian
people should kick PM Julia Gillard to death, says the new super-duper Social Services Minister , Scott Morrison, has the
capacity to jump down the TV and grab the attention of the viewer .
CANBERRA : Exclusive
first photograph of main new frontline members of the enhanced government rehearsing the swearing
in ceremony by the Governor-General. A government spin doctor said tough talking Scott Morrison, nicknamed Mr Muscles , is really a lovable character like Aunty Jack , who wore a golden boxing glove and had the quaint habit of solving problems by threatening to come round and tear the bloody arms off people .This approach , he said, could be handy dealing with the Senate . New Sporting Health Minister Sussan Ley will surely stun the crowd when she poses for the cameras and the Australian Women's Weekly in her Super Girl costume,which Bronwyn Bishop planned to wear had she achieved her long held ambition to be the Prime Minister . It is not certain which of the other two dandies is the new Defence Minister. It could be the one in the Aunty Jack ABC TV hit called Thin Arthur, with a starched dickie and a field marshal's swagger stick . The top hatted gent is believed to be the master of ceremonies and fibs , Tony Abbott .
UPDATE ON MANDATE : Dynamic, revamped Cabinet members prepare community hit list ,one displaying another small , stupid thought bubble .
