CANBERRA : The Budget speech by
Treasurer Joe Hockey
will break new ground and the sound barrier when his
cutting words will be instantly
relayed not only to the deaf through a sign language expert
but verbally to French speaking members of the community . With him at the Sinking Fund Box will be blow in expert French linguist and flatulist, Le Petomane. This famous and skilled communicator has been hired because of his capacity to amusingly explain the economic state of the nation in Paris's naughty Moulin Rouge , making the revolting French come away laughing uproariously - instead of taking to the streets and greasing the guillotine .
Le Petomane has advised the Treasurer to open his Doomsday speech by calling Australian voters cheese-eating surrender monkeys , which he guarantees will bring down the house and boost the sale of French fries in fast food shops . It is expected Le Petomane's stunning French TV delivery will contain English / Slave Market / Sweat Shop subtitles on Budget night .
