Tuesday, June 26, 2012

FAIRFAX MEDIA SHOCK!HORROR!


The first of the three Fairfax Media board members demanded by Gina Rinehart was delivered to the Sydney Morning Herald’s tradesman's entrance by a Fly-In-Fly-Out Irish bog peat miner last night . Little Darwin’s ace cameraman, Ray Sharpe , was there to capture the historic event . Our alert readers will recall that the posh looking dude in the deluxe wheelbarrow is a prominent member of the Melbourne Club , Lord Monkey –Nuts, a great threat to the ozone by continually burping and breaking wind, who has not drawn a sober breath for the last four months , celebrating the looming demise of the Gillard Government. Fortunately, brave journo , David Marr , wearing a plastic raincoat borrowed from Barry Humphries, armed with a Sir Wocker high pressure ancient Greek fire hose , was able to keep Lord Monkey-Nuts from entering the building and urinating on the illuminated editorial independence agreement parchment . ODDITY NOTE : The message on the back of this old postcard, from Amy to Mark , says money has been included to cover postage and jelly beans , or some such things .