The extreme measure of placing the Little Master, Sachin Tendulkar, on a rack to make him the Big Master and sprinkling his rice bubbles with powerful Aussie uranium plainly failed. Furthermore, the brave cricketer began to moan and scream as the Opus Dei rack tightened up, causing his team mates to become rattled, and that is why they collapsed in the third Test match . Still, Tendulkar will loom like a giant when he takes the field in Adelaide , as shown (above ) by our talented artist, and may just get his 100th century.
