A short distance from the electorate office of Chief Minister Paul Henderson, in the Hibiscus shopping centre warren , the butcher shop’s special lines board boasts RABBI . Presumably this should be RABBIT -not a person who bangs his head against the Wailing Wall?
Another tempting offer is ANGAROO meat . There could be inspiration at the chop shop for Rolf Harris, if not busily engaged carrying out a Royal commission to do individual portraits of all the Corgis in vivid British Paint , to write several new big selling records. Anchor or Tie My Angaroo Down, Sport being one . Two Little Rabbis has a catchy ring to it, but would not sell on the West Bank . Apparently the Chief Minister must not buy his meat from the Hibiscus butchery , otherwise he would have noticed that some swine ( Miss Piggy? ) had tampered with the special lines list and pointed it out. Recognised as the NT patron saint of the fireworks industry, the Chief Minister, we are informed , invites neighbours in his street to a sausage sizzle for the festival of bangs in a nearby park on NT Cracker Night , which few manage to attend , seeing you have to bring your own snags , propellants and megaton bombs.
