QUEENSLAND SLIPS INTO DEPRAVITY

While being driven to Brisbane Airport , Little Darwin was shocked to see a huge billboard boasting AUSTRALIA'S SLIMMEST CONDOM! This is a proof positive that those depraved socialists- many of them southerners - have turned Sir Joh's God- fearing, peanut- chomping , hand- clapping yokels into residents of Sodom and Gomorrah . While some of his political mates and a cop or two were exposed as Rubbery Figures , there was no way he would have allowed such blatant adverts for condoms to dominate the skyline in Bananaland.