In a shock dawn raid, Victorian police have swooped on a suspected illegal crematorium operated by a ruthless gang planning to take over Australia.
Police have been informed the coalition of crooks allegedly incinerated some of its members, piles of embarrassing documents and gangland policies . Police also raided the Wollstonecraft, NSW, home of a former godfather of the bloodthirsty group who has been proudly photographed with an urn said to contain the ashes of the notorious London gangsters , the Kray Brothers. This same person wears a bulletproof vest and a box since a rival gang of cricket bat - wielding hit men threatened to rub him out at scenic Silly Point , not far from Kirribilli.
CSI forensic experts examining bones in the crematorium , made to look like a harmless bottle tree, believe they could be the remains of a former gang leader whose strange disappearance during a clam bake in a beach party has never been solved. Initial sifting of ashes has turned up the eye and wooden leg of a missing naval identity and the charred remains of a Republican flag .
Stunned neighbours told Little Darwin’s police roundsman , Elliott Ness, the bottle tree has been belching smoke like an old powerhouse running on clean green coal in the last week. As a result, some residents had wanted it turned into a religious shrine , a memorial to the Spanish Inquisition. Police working round the clock on the spooky true blue crematorium site will be paid triple time, receive dirt money , provided with a large bag of roasting marshmallows and other workers' benefits .
Police have been informed the coalition of crooks allegedly incinerated some of its members, piles of embarrassing documents and gangland policies . Police also raided the Wollstonecraft, NSW, home of a former godfather of the bloodthirsty group who has been proudly photographed with an urn said to contain the ashes of the notorious London gangsters , the Kray Brothers. This same person wears a bulletproof vest and a box since a rival gang of cricket bat - wielding hit men threatened to rub him out at scenic Silly Point , not far from Kirribilli.
CSI forensic experts examining bones in the crematorium , made to look like a harmless bottle tree, believe they could be the remains of a former gang leader whose strange disappearance during a clam bake in a beach party has never been solved. Initial sifting of ashes has turned up the eye and wooden leg of a missing naval identity and the charred remains of a Republican flag .
Stunned neighbours told Little Darwin’s police roundsman , Elliott Ness, the bottle tree has been belching smoke like an old powerhouse running on clean green coal in the last week. As a result, some residents had wanted it turned into a religious shrine , a memorial to the Spanish Inquisition. Police working round the clock on the spooky true blue crematorium site will be paid triple time, receive dirt money , provided with a large bag of roasting marshmallows and other workers' benefits .
