High achiever Malcolm Turnbull may have failed in his glorious attempt to convert Australia into a republic but the Coalition he is currently leading is increasing looking and acting like a banana republic.
The former Shadow Treasurer caught a bad dose of bud sigatoka and suddenly headed off overseas for treatment. On the same day , without warning, the former admiral of the Coalition’s largest bumboat fell out of a coconut tree. Another leading plantation owner appears to be suffering from over- indulgence in fiscal betel nut and is in self - imposed isolation while he kicks the cat and the habit. Overnight , Harry Belafonte has been heard singing the banana boat song on a continuous tape in the Liberal Party jungle juice factory in a secluded spot near the Canberra Zoo.
Trying to keep the bunch of laissez faire Ming money mimics from slipping on a banana skin is a new hausfrau who will stand no monkey business, administering boarding school corporal punishment to offenders.
In between important betting tips for The Phantom, jungle tom toms tell of an imported 500lb gorilla who is expected to dominate future packing shed debates .
The former Shadow Treasurer caught a bad dose of bud sigatoka and suddenly headed off overseas for treatment. On the same day , without warning, the former admiral of the Coalition’s largest bumboat fell out of a coconut tree. Another leading plantation owner appears to be suffering from over- indulgence in fiscal betel nut and is in self - imposed isolation while he kicks the cat and the habit. Overnight , Harry Belafonte has been heard singing the banana boat song on a continuous tape in the Liberal Party jungle juice factory in a secluded spot near the Canberra Zoo.
Trying to keep the bunch of laissez faire Ming money mimics from slipping on a banana skin is a new hausfrau who will stand no monkey business, administering boarding school corporal punishment to offenders.
In between important betting tips for The Phantom, jungle tom toms tell of an imported 500lb gorilla who is expected to dominate future packing shed debates .
