Realising that wearing suits is making them look like moaning southerners ( spit) , the Country Liberals have decided to disrobe and go about like Mahatma Gandhi , the Indian leader of the self government movement .
From today, the CLP cross dressers will be clad in cotton Actil bedsheets and carry sticks with which to kill canetoads , belabour the Henderson Raj and keep at bay the Untouchables and Unspeakables in the local media . On special occasions, like a royal visit, the CLP fashionistas will wear velvet loincloths similar to the one worn by the famous swaggie who jumped into the billabong , got stomach and leg cramps , and drowned after turning a jumbuck into a tasty Mongolian hotpot.
From today, the CLP cross dressers will be clad in cotton Actil bedsheets and carry sticks with which to kill canetoads , belabour the Henderson Raj and keep at bay the Untouchables and Unspeakables in the local media . On special occasions, like a royal visit, the CLP fashionistas will wear velvet loincloths similar to the one worn by the famous swaggie who jumped into the billabong , got stomach and leg cramps , and drowned after turning a jumbuck into a tasty Mongolian hotpot.
