TERRITORY REVENGE IS SWEET

The Northern Territory is about to get revenge on Queensland for being the source of Darwin’s growing cane toad invasion. The Territory is going to flood the Sunshine State with rare lesbian lizards recently discovered in the Top End . These baffling lizards do not need males to breed . Bananaland will become known as the state which is beautiful one day and overrun by leaping lesbian lizards the next . Tourists will shy away from a place where hordes of lizards with floral parasols run up your leg . The image of Queensland as a tough macho state full of burly footballers will undoubtedly suffer. NSW rugby thumper Willie Mason is already calling the Queensland Broncos the legless lizards. And the Cowboys , based in the cane toad R and R capital of Townsville, are being mocked by Melbourne Storm who now jeeringly refer to them as the Brokeback Mountain Geckos .