Friday, May 21, 2021

EXORCIST TO COMBAT ALIEN INVADER ?

What  looks  like  a  scary  ,  new  life form  has  emerged from  the overgrown   Pope's Land  on  Magnetic  Island . Is  hellzapoppin' ? There  is speculation  that it  fell out of  the  Chinese rocket  that recently  crashed back to  earth . However, it looks  more   Italian  than Chinese . It  could even be a  reject from  a new  Pringles  production  line . To allay the fears of  gullible  islanders,  the  Pope or  Monty Python  may  be asked to send in  an exorcist armed with  a cross or  a  face slapping mullet  to  protect the nation's  biodiversity  from contamination  from   outer  space .Meanwhile , it is   spooking  motorists  who  park  nearby . A Labor Environment Action Network  (LEAN)  member  has kindly  offered to  give  it  a  burst  from  his  flamethrower .