CANBERRA : The Coalition is secretly planning to jettison its longtime fossil fuel industry backers , award winning political journalist Argus Tuft exclusively revealed today .
With major international climate change meetings taking place soon , Australia will be put under great scrutiny and scorn when it is revealed just how inadequate is its action on the vital subject. Questions will undoubtedly be raised about the Coalition yokel who cancelled the approved French green power project near Cairns .
The dodgy Coalition must therefore take drastic, pre-emptive window dressing action , pull another obvious stunt or three.
In a blast from the past , the Coalition intends to make an international washing powder company its main financial backer , using the catchy advertising slogan Rinso saves coal from being used in the copper.
ScoMo will never again have to brandish a hunk of coal in parliament . Instead, he will regularly display some of Jenny's gleaming white smalls , made so bright by Rinso you will have to wear extra black sunnies to look at them or be blinded .
