Friday, September 13, 2019

QUEENSLAND KITSCH IS EARLY REMINDER OF FESTERING SEASON

A round of Saturday garage sales turned up some tempting  oddments , including  the  Singing  Santa , below, able to be extended to 5ft. At  only 20 bucks , it was  a  real bargain  , but a  firm NO! on the domestic front put an end to  that early possible Yuletide  purchase .  
Well, what about  the grotesque  singing and dancing  lobster , mounted like  a  trophy,   for   only  ten dollars ?NO!  An examination revealed  it was called a Wide Mouth Larry Lobster. Unfortunately , it did not come  with batteries, or else they were  flat,  so  Larry could  not  sing  and dance  , wave its  tasty claws about  and  be  entered in  Australia's  Got  Seafood  Talent.