Monday, September 30, 2019

A BAD CASE OF ERUPTUS

The blurred  above photograph  of  part of    Townsville's neglected   Victory in the  Pacific   Memorial Fountain   erupting like a  sperm  whale  was taken   from  a  bus by  our  Shipping Reporter on his  way to the Townsville  Hospital . He was  booked  for  an ultra  sound  test  to see if  he  should have  his  right leg  removed  and replaced with  a whalebone  stump like  Captain  Ahab   after  his encounter  with   stroppy Moby  Dick. The  unusual  eruption  had   ceased   when  the  limp falling  waterfront  roundsman  later  passed  by .