Without the Townsville media noticing , the city's famous Giant of Sustainability , Billy Bombax , has had his face completely removed !!! A limping Little Darwin reporter , supported by a walking stick bought at a garage sale , discovered the gruesome story in Anderson Park .
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Before .
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Shock , horror today .
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This blog has long been the only local media outlet reporting the sad whittling down of Billy Bombax due to a terrible tree disease , limbs being chopped off , a nasty black canker growing on his back , eating away at his vitals .It seems now only an expensive New York plastic surgeon who performs nips and tucks for Hollywood stars will be able to restore Billy's face .
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Billy in happier days.
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