The Australian dreadnought HMAS Canberra is secretly unloading aid in Townsville in a bid to prevent Queensland breaking away from the commonwealth and or falling into the hands of foreign or home grown dark forces. The massive aid consists of much sought after beads and axes , gift wrapped packs of albino coal, heaps of dolls eyes and mothballs for the kiddies to swallow .
It is understood the aid will be distributed with handbills carrying a personal message from illusionist, Captain Softsoap : " I luv yous all !"
On nearby Magnetic Island there is growing apprehension as an obvious CIA van registered in Victoria drives about the network of bombed out roads preaching WORLD PEACE !!!Hard to sell peace after an election in which each and every part of the ALP's policy platform was weaponised and napalmed .
Boot, who is also a respected Pommie nature writer , says the scruffy Dodo colony in the Townsville Bulletin building is still moulting , and his bird loving mother, pictured here, believed to be related to Deb "The Duchess" Frecklington of the Queensland LNP , is not amused by the situation , she plans to reprimand Rupert Murdoch and call in the RSPCA.
