Sunday, May 15, 2016

PETULANT PETA / SOGGY DINOSAUR / ABBOTT'S HANDBAG

 
Peta  Credlin  added to the long list of nicknames  bestowed  upon our nation's prime ministers when  she  called  PM  Malcolm  Turnbull "Mr Harbourside Mansion ", a jibe described by former ALP  NSW premier and   Foreign Minister   Bob    Carr   as   a   vengeful 101 act.

The deaf  PM  Billy  Hughes  glorified in the title  The Little Digger in WWl. Billy Big Ears  was   William  McMahon ; Jolly John  was  John Gorton ; Malcolm Fraser  was  known  in  irreverent  circles  as  the Crazy Grazier , Gough Whitlam,  The Big Fellah . 

Not to  be forgotten was  Robert  Menzies- called Pig Iron Bob  over  the  export of  ore  to  Japan , who  also received  the exotic title , Ming the Merciless .

Credlin's utterances so far  as a so-called election commentator  have many Liberals  saying  she  is more like  a Turnbull  Government wrecking ball , acting for  her  former  boss , Tony "Mad Monk" Abbott.

Abbott  was  shown on a  wet day  during  the week , a   miserable   figure  standing like a shag on a rock  at Manly wharf, a place said to be seven miles  from Sydney but a thousand miles from care , handing out  election  bumf , avoided by passers- by , one calling  him  a dinosaur, which upset the Society for the Protection of Dinosaurs.
 
 
In Darwin,  the  Country Liberal  Party  incumbent in the narrowly held  Federal seat of Solomon , Natasha Griggs,  nicknamed  " Abbott's Handbag"", after she was  seen walking  next  to  then  PM Abbott , before and after  the    spill which saw him ousted , on  the exit cake walk  placing  a  pacifying  hand  on  him several times , hence the handbag  nickname , is facing   a  big battle . Griggs is shown above  with PM Abbott  at Darwin Airport  when sabres were  flashing in a military exercise , now  being wielded  by various  warring  sections within  the  Coalition.  That  tall  figure hovering  in  the  background  is  Peta Credlin.  
 
A Darwin  political  animal  this week said he could hardly wait for  PM Turnbull to lob in town  and stage  a  Kardashian and Cartier-type  media promo for the Coalition  with  Natasha present , the media reptiles  sure to  ask her  how she   voted  in  the  spill , and is it true she has 11 or more  negatively geared   properties ,  as  is  widely  bruited  about   the  town.