Tuesday, May 10, 2016

COALITION'S SECRET UNSPEAKABLE TACTIC

CANBERRA: The Coalition Funk Bunker Dirty Tricks Department  has called in a team of elocution  experts  to  train  candidates  how to pronounce Opposition Leader Bill Shorten's   name  as  if  it is  Satan , which will scare the pants  off  voters .
 
This name distortion was used by America's disastrous   president George Dubya Bush  when  he spat out the name of Iraqi  president  Saddam Hussein before launching the  second Gulf  War on totally  spurious  intelligence about  weapons of mass  destruction , leading to the current   ghastly   situations in  the Middle  East  and  the growing  chaos  in  Europe.
 
Whether it was  deliberate , on  advice  from  his  dingbat inner   circle of  advisers about whom  Colin Powell  spoke disparagingly  , or  just a case of  Bush  suffering a speech impediment , it came out as SATAN  Hussein. Several  pundits  noticed  the president's  tactic  of turning  Saddam into  the  Devil  hisself .
 
Lordy, Lordy . Iraq was  invaded , Saddam was   tracked down and  hanged  in 2006 . Now  Iraq  is a basket case , billions of dollars having been  plundered by  truly  evil corrupt politicians,  officials and companies, huge amounts of  American money   paid  for  training  large numbers of  Iraqi troops  which turned out to be "paper  phantoms "   disappearing into the overseas accounts of  crooks . Along comes  a clash   with  ISIL and  the  Iraqi  army fled , adding  to the  blood  soaked  imbroglio  in the  region  .


And an   increasing number  of  Australian troops are placed in danger on the  ground   training  the  Iraqi  troops, in a situation where the populace has invaded  its  own parliament because  of   the  corruption and  incompetence  . 
 
Our  Canberra   political  reporter, Argus  Tuft,  says the  Coalition's  elocution squad  will teach conservatives  to  give  Bill Shorten  the  full Hades  treatment  when  they  say  his  name  in  public  : BEELZEBUB  SATAN . 

The  elocution classes have started  just as Liberal  Queensland senator James McGrath , assistant to PM Turnbull and campaign director of the Country Liberal  Party  2012  election in the Northern Territory   ,  said the four scariest  words in the English language are  Prime Minister  Bill Shorten ,  a jibe  echoed  by the  Queensland  University  Liberal   National  Club  when  calling for volunteers to  help  Malcolm  Turnbull  in  Brisbane .


 It will be remembered that offensive  Queensland Liberal National Party young operatives and supporters planned   to mock  the aged , grand former ALP  PM  Gough Whitlam  with  a  birthday  party. 

A Facebook entry for the planned event  said  Whitlam had been Australia's worst  PM, was "old and nearly dead", had  been sacked  and  was "shit."

Among the reported planned attendees were Phillip Pease, who had done volunteer and some paid work for Opposition front bencher Peter Dutton ( now a Turnbull minister who recently  made the extreme statement that a  Shorten government would cause  the economy to crash ), and Zach Davis-Hancock, who was  a part-time employee of Liberal  backbencher Dr Andrew  Laming, involved in Northern Territory  eye  and  other  health  matters in  the past, who played a leading  part  in the subsequent  first  spill move against his own   PM , Tony Abbott .

Unfortunately, the Painters and  Dockers  and   the CFMEU were attending deportment and  social  graces  classes   run by   Mrs  Bucket  so were unable to  call  on  those  Queensland twerps  who  made the outrageous  statements  about a truly  great  Australian.
 

  Barnaby Joyce was  one of  those  who  apologised for  this  outrage.