A popular sippery and eatery in Darwin's lively Mitchell Street , the heart of the nightclub precinct , is the unusually named Ducks Nuts , which boasts it provides the city's best coffee, with a piece of Kurt's cake , if you so wish . It is a good spot to sit on the open verandah and watch the passing polygot parade.
Menu boards with puzzling chalked on messages were snapped outside Ducks Nuts by one of our sober roving reporters .
One , above , announces it is open at 6am . However, it overlays a strange , hard to read message:
There are 2 kinds of people .Those who drink full strength coffee , and those who will be sacrificed first in the zombie apocalypse . Choose wisely.
While pondering the meaning of this profound, if scary , advice, wondering if you should order an extra shot with your next coffee to avoid being sacrificed or mauled by a Darwin zombie in Mitchell Street , this is the other odd chalked statement .
It reads : NO HIPSTERS . Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding . No , wait. Hamsters. No hamsters.
There are numerous signs that this is a torrid Wet in Darwin , two of them outside Ducks Nuts .
