CANBERRA : Just as PM Malcolm Turnbull , centre , in a man on the burning deck nautical uniform , was about to step out as the new strong leader at the helm of the nation in the Coalition Punch and Judy Show , long distance trick cyclist ,Tony Abbott , addressed a crowd of Liberals at the Balgowlah RSL who jeered and indicated they would not mind if a smiling crocodile took Turnbull . No wonder Malcolm is so nimble and agile when his own Liberals and other rabble rousers are sooling a shower of saurians onto him .
Still presenting a smiling kisser to the world despite all the white-anting plots , this exclusive photograph shows the besieged, tasty PM line dancing with a crocodile at a Liberal Party fund raising rally on the North Shore .
At the original meeting, booing and Bronx cheers were also heard when Abbott urged everyone to support the Turnbull Government at the election , whenever that might be. He also urged one and all to make sure they attend the next Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras .
Obviously trying to impress National Party voters out in the sticks , he was seen use a cattle prod on the crocodile , causing it to rear up in anger , whenever Turnbull came near , kicking up his legs like a member of River Dance .
