Wednesday, June 3, 2015

WORLD EXCLUSIVE : PARLIAMENT NOW UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP DUE TO BUCKLEE BELL


Just as transnational corporations  and  the  industrial/military complex  really run  America , Little  Darwin  now  owns  Parliament  and  we  plan to  make some  major  changes in  the  nation.

The  revolution has started : first off ,  the Speaker  will be dipped in batter then swirled about in recycled fish  and chips oil  ; Up  the Workers! will  become the new  national anthem ; Johnny Depp will be injected  with Pentagon anthrax in mistake for vitamin A ; Christopher Pyne  will  be regularly  fired out  of  a rusty  Collins Class submarine torpedo tube without a caul over his head so  that he  can  continue babbling , a  bit  like  fun  waterboarding  ; Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey will ride for Team Tampon in the next  Tour de France ; shock jocks  will  have their tongues torn out  by eagles ; Andrew Bolt , Gerard Henderson and several others on a long list  will be  placed in a leaky  bumboat, towed out to sea near a Chinese expanding  sandbar and used  for  low  level bombing  practise   by  the   RAAF.  

Only  kiddingLittle Darwin is now the proud owner of American artist  Bucklee Bell’s painting, Parliament, below, and we are  mad with the power and new kickapoo  medication. The politicians are  represented as uniformly  grey, block like  critters; the only one a  bit different  seems to be  the Ned Kelly  figure in  the  bottom right of  the  picture .
Bucklee sent  the surprise present to us from Chiang Mai, Thailand, as a mark of  esteem for  this steam driven   blog . Ever-thoughtful and law abiding , Bucklee dismantled  the wooden  frame over which  the  canvas was  stretched  as  he  did not want to  introduce  any   exotic pests into  Australia  as  we  have  a surfeit  of  local mugwumps  in  political, media , business  and  so- called  celebrity  circles .