Australia's only registered and certified one-eyed
political commentator, Cyclops , a slave labourer in the Little Darwin gulag, has a whole new outlook on life following a medical first operation. His tiny peeper was
replaced with an all – seeing eye, above , which is the
envy of Lobsang Rampa. It was
made from unwanted piston parts from the General Motors Holden plant at Elizabeth , South Australia , which makes
Cyclops look somewhat like a Dr Who Dalek
emerging from a bushfire , a spooky monster from the movie Return of the Mummies or a modern Australian version of Big Brother 1984 . Certified readers of this blog will recall the scruffy and scabby looking Cyclops of old , below, who used to
make small children cry, horses bolt and
dogs bark hysterically whenever they
saw him .
