Australian authorities will undoubtedly immediately cancel the citizenship of a former Melbourne man now living in Ireland who is waging war against all those corporations who launder Australian tax dodged money through the Emerald Isle. Secret photographs we took of his workshop hidden in a nunnery , with a drone disguised as a Shamrock, show he is training a poor Kangaroo , above , to become a kamikaze pilot and is using other creatures to chuck bombs about .
As a young Teddy Boy in Melbourne , this shadowy figure began making harmless planes out of coathangers , pinched garden gnomes for a bit of fun, became a junk and antique dealer , and then began buying pre-loved coffins and things called uglies . Now his workshop is filled with assorted oddities and warlike messages .
