Saturday, April 20, 2024

HOLY PHILLUMENY !

 Shipping  Reporter  corners  fag  end   market.

At a secret Townsville location ,  our  waterfront  scavenger could not believe his luck when he  stumbled  upon  a  large , admittedly fairly soiled, collection of  old  matchbooks, also known as matchcovers, issued in Britain , the  USA  and  Canada , carrying adverts  for  cigarettes,  tobacco,  cigars , whisky,  nightclubs ,  shipping ,  insurance  companies and many other  businesses  and  products . 

A surprise  inclusion   features  the  above   drawing  ,a  play  on a  renowned  one  by   WWl   humourist  and  cartoonist  Bruce  Bairnsfather which had appeared in The Bystander . Wounded  during the  war,  Bairnsfather  became famous for  his  many  cartoons  depicting Old Bill and  his  pals ,Bert and   Alf,  in the trenches. 

They contributed to the British war effort  and  were compiled  into  a book  Life in the Trenches  and another , Fragments  From  France  1914.

In WWll , Bairnsfather was made official photographer to  the  American troops  in  Europe and  contributed  to Stars and Stripes and Yank . He  also   drew  what  was  called   nose  art  on  aircraft.

The Shipping Reporter   said  there were many other  surprises in the  collection, including   a  comment by  literary legend   Rudyard Kipling about the difference between  a woman  and  a  fag,   which seems  to  indicate  he  was   hooked   on  nicotine .  


The first matchbook, containing a quantity of matches  and a coarse striking  surface on the exterior , each match torn away before use , is  said   to have been  produced in  the USA in the l890s. A matchbook  handed out at a dinner for pioneer American aviator Charles Lindbergh in  June  1927, was bought  by  a rich   phillumenist   for  US$6000.


Unfortuntely , no  links with  famous  aviators or other persons of  note were detected in  the above   mixed  lot , each one   carefully removed from  a  packet   and  cleaned up somewhat .  However , the Bermuda Club may have had  some  notable entrepreneurs, tax  dodgers, aspirants to  high office in  US  politics,   top America's Cup   yachtsmen  in  its   membership.

It is hard  to  believe anybody would   board  the  London to Edinburgh    Coronation  Express  in  its   dirty , rundown  state. 

Beneath  the accumulated  grime , adverts were  sighted for  Ardath State Express , Toefani ,Churchman's and Barney's cigarettes , imported  Miss India cigars which were  probably puffed on  by  Kipling  due to his connections  with  India  , the Curzon Cinema, Garter Club , Schweppes  , cognac , R.E.Jones  English chain of  hotels and  restaurants  bearing the  drawing of man dressed like an American  Pilgrim , the  Sun  Life  Building  in  Montreal, Canada.