A Magnetic Island resident with 20-20 vision has informed our feeble-eyed Shipping Reporter that the "dark head" he recently saw on the mutilated island mermaid was actually a coconut , which has since disappeared , possibly blown away by strong winds , which have produced bumpy trips for ferry passengers .
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Ever since the mermaid's original head was pulled off ,she has had a variety of objects placed in the cavity , including a rock, above, and a cardboard cutout of Prime Minister Scott Morrison , who was later revealed as the Minister for Davy Jones's Locker and a bundle of other shipwrecked Coalition ministries .
