Saturday, April 1, 2023

EASTER FUNNY COMING ?

The above exclusive photograph  by  our   Shipping Reporter  raises the possibility  that  another  mysterious  mermaid   is   about  to  be inserted    on  Magnetic  Island . A  pole , right ,  has  suddenly appeared near  the mutilated  remains of  the fibreglass mermaid , now sporting a plastic bottle head ,  which last  year  came ashore  without  notice , or  any  subsequent  explanation by  the  filleted  mainland   media . The  waterfront roundsman risked doing himself an injury when he clambered about the rocks and got the  following close   up  of   the   mermaid's  battered  torso ,which gives the illusion she is wearing  part  of  a  cardboard or cloth  bodice ,  the odd  intruding  pole  looking  like  the  tip of  a  nuclear   submarine   periscope .