FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS SOGGY ELECTION REPORT

 God is  raining on Clive  Palmer's Circus .

One of God's close assistants , a  fallen and  wet  angel , who refused to be named , told  top political reporter Argus Tuft  that  Palmer  gets about on Earth as if  he is God Almighty , which angers Our  Father, who  is omnipotent. The angel went on to say an   example of   the  Lord's   influence  on  the  planet  was the fact that  the ABC reported   He  received   more media  coverage  over  Easter  than  Palmer's  massive  paid   election  advertisements    across    all   platforms  and  a  rerun  of  the  sinking  of  the Titanic . 

Meanwhile , as the election campaign heats / wets  up, it  has  been  raining so  heavily on  Magnetic Island   vehicles and  office  equipment   are  starting  to  float  away  in the  Jewel in the Crown .   

Rubbish  washed  down Gustav Creek   is  also floating about in the  island's  safe  harbour .

Word has just come through that our Aeronautical Correspondent - Abra- armed  with an umbrella  and a  fleecy- lined flying jacket  , has  flown  to  Cairns to report on  that   drenched   city .