PORTER TO BECOME YANKEE LEGAL EAGLE ?

 CANBERRA : Award  winning political reporter Argus Tuft  today  stunned the Coalition by claiming  that  former Attorney-General  Christian  Porter , who surprisingly  discontinued   his  defamation  case  against  the ABC, somehow  claiming it  was a victory for him  ,  has  been  asked  to  join  a  legal  firm  in  Philadelphia  . Philadelphian  lawyers  are  highly regarded  in  the  US of A.  A leading   Philadelphian  lawyer , Willie   J. Shrewd , the Third  , today  refused  to  confirm  or   deny  that   Porter  has   been  approached .  However, he  admitted  closely  following  the  ABC  defamation  case  along  with  theatrical   Black  Hair  Matters   lawyer  ,  Rudy  Juliano , one  of  Donald  Trump's  blithering   supporters .