Sunday, June 27, 2021

THIRSTY INVADER FROM OUTER SPACE ?

 As  sections of  the   Australian  media seem  to be obsessed   with  the  idea  of  Unidentified Flying Objects  and  the supposed cover  up  of their existence  going  all the way to the  White House , probably due to the fact that boofheaded  Donald Trump is obviously from Planet Zog,  we have decided  to add  to  the  hysteria by  running the following scary  photograph  of  an  apparent  scorched  alien  lifeform   on  the footpath  in   Darwin's   Mitchell  Street   nightclub   precinct .


It is clearly showing  signs of having experienced  terrific heat as  it plunged through  the  Earth's  atmosphere and  crashed  during the  Happy Hour  in  the  Northern Territory .


Back in the 1950s, when UFOs were becoming all the rage in the world , being sighted in many places , Jim Bowditch , editor of the Centralian Advocate , scoffed  at the reports. 


However, he decided it was about time  that  Alice Springs  had a  UFO sighting . He arranged for  a  local photographer, Trish Collier ,  to   create  a bogus   space ship - a man's  shirt  collar stud - set against   the  MacDonnell Ranges .


It  was run in  a  front page story  in  February 1954,  which said the photo had   been taken by a   person who did not  want to be known ,  who had  slipped it  under  the  newspaper's door .


That  anonymous person, of course,  was  Bowditch, who did not want to  be identified for obvious reasons . The story resulted in  Alice Springs  residents  claiming  they  had  spotted  a  UFO from time to time , getting a run in  the  paper .


Bowditch said a dubious team of RAAF investigators even visited the Advocate and  quizzed him about the rash of UFO sightings in the Centre.