Several of the above alien lifeforms President Donald Trump personally feeds with bullshit , fake news and stale New York Post hamburgers autographed by sweaty Rudy Giuliani in the White House think tank are on the FBI wanted list following the mob attack on Washington's Capitol Hill. The main Trump creature the FBI want to interrogate is the obviously wilting , tall , dark noxious weed , snapped in the White House rose garden, showing clear signs of having been doused with capsicum spray and maced during the terrorist assault. Also wanted for questioning is the nearby Planet Zog pussy clutching hand which caused much pain on defending police officers while rampaging through Congress, hitting below the belt .