A round of Saturday garage sales turned up some tempting oddments , including the Singing Santa , below, able to be extended to 5ft. At only 20 bucks , it was a real bargain , but a firm NO! on the domestic front put an end to that early possible Yuletide purchase .
Well, what about the grotesque singing and dancing lobster , mounted like a trophy, for only ten dollars ?NO! An examination revealed it was called a Wide Mouth Larry Lobster. Unfortunately , it did not come with batteries, or else they were flat, so Larry could not sing and dance , wave its tasty claws about and be entered in Australia's Got Seafood Talent.