In another brain storm , Donald Trump raised the possibility of using nuclear bombs to weaken hurricanes . --- News reports.
WASHINGTON: In a special friendly gesture to Australia's Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, US President Donald Trump has offered to drop an H-bomb on the Coral Sea during the first cyclone of the season .
The president confidently predicts a megaton bomb would turn a devastating Aussie cyclone into a mere zephyr. While playing with his Twitter button , President Trump exclusively told Little Darwin another benefit of a nuclear blast in the Pacific would be the extermination of the crown of thorns which are chomping the daylights out of the reef .
As a special privilege , President Trump showed this blog the above top secret and classified photograph of a rusty H-bomb , way past its use by date , with attached Chinese chopsticks for the post-big bang 15 course banquet in the Taiping Café, which he proposes dropping on his closest ally-us- at the first opportunity . It will carry his special message to the Land Down Under : From Donald , With Love and Gropes . It is similar to nuclear devices which Australian mining magnate Lang Hancock wanted to use to free up ore deposits and blast out new export ports in Western Australian.
President Trump admits that there could be unfortunate collateral damage amongst Queensland cane farmers when a bomb goes off . He strongly suggests they should stop taking part in the highly organised and over-blown campaign against the Queensland ALP government , which has passed a new law to further improve the quality of runoff into the Barrier Reef , instead run for the hills , take refuge under a kitchen table , or jump into a lead lined deep bunker .
