CANAVAN REVEALS CATATONIC COALITION PLAN TO CONVERT NORTH AUSTRALIA INTO CATALONIA LIKE STATE ... Barcelona Bugle .
Based on backing by Senator Canavan , recently hit in the face with a soggy gelati sponge cake by an Italian hit man who could have passed as his twin brother during Q&A, for a break away state in Queensland .
HANSON TO UNDERGO PAINFUL OPERATION FOR BATTERED SAV REMOVAL ... Dingbat Brigade Bulletin .
Pauline Hanson says booted out Senator Malcolm Roberts had been her absolute backbone , now he intends to stand in the Queensland fish and chips electorate of Ipswich, after being interviewed on a million per cent fair and balanced television station.
RUSSIAN CANDIDATE ACTING PRIME MINISTER !!!... Darwin Drongo Daily .
Northern Territory Senator Nigel Scullion , who cavorted about in the Siberian snow under influence of vodka in younger days , likely to become Prime Minister when Malcolm Turnbull OS and will keep pet crocodile in The Lodge heated Olympic pool .
Northern Territory Senator Nigel Scullion , who cavorted about in the Siberian snow under influence of vodka in younger days , likely to become Prime Minister when Malcolm Turnbull OS and will keep pet crocodile in The Lodge heated Olympic pool .
SIR GARFIELD LODGES APPEAL AGAINST RULING...Mausoleum Echo Monthly , similar but much smarter treatment by Justinian.
KIWI KID TO BECOME WANDERING COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER IF LOSES NEW ENGLAND BY-ELECTION ...Babbling Cowboy News.
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Pork barrel promises galore on Barnaby election coyote trail.
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