Thursday, July 13, 2017

THRILLER FROM MANILA TO REPLACE AUSSIE CRICKET COCK UP

 Sir Donald  Bradman is not amused .

Baggy green cock ?
A group of cashed  up  American and  Filipino  investors, taking  advantage of  the  Australian cricket  dispute,  is planning to replace  boring  Test  matches  with a new  global   cock   fighting  series   televised on  Channel  10 , soon to  be taken  over  by  KFC. 

To  make  sleepy Aussie  roosters become  more aggressive for  the fierce  international  fights , they  will be   fed  a  booster -Texas Combat Tablets, made   by Henry's   Laboratories  Inc., Quezon City ,  guaranteed  to make  cocks  fiercer , aggressive  and  energetic in  the Philippines . 

In  an exclusive interview  with  the Yank  spokesman   for the  outfit, Hank Sledger , he  gave Little Darwin  a  sample packet , the  quite  tasty pills caused  this  scribe  to moult , his tail  feathers  fall  out , toenails  grow as  long as an ostrich .  Hank suggested some  Sydney shock jocks , long  past their  use-by-date  to be  turned into  feather dusters , could  become screaming  ringside  cock  fight  commentators .