Regarded as America's most iconic and respected family, some of the Addams Family have silently moved to Australia to get away from President Trump's horrifying rule and the cold weather . In an exclusive interview with this blog , the family butler , Lurch , preparing to pack his bag to fly out to Sydney to parade about in a Bondi budgie smuggler like the Mad Monk , said the family thinks President Trump is a weirdo, a reject from Madame Tussaud's, who will ruin the real estate market for spooky dwellings .
Meanwhile , Uncle Fester , who has been travelling incognito about Queensland, posing as a typical grumpy Liberal National Party member , using air b and b accommodation along the way, is threatening to sue the Sunshine State for false advertising . Ever since he arrived in Brisbane and was dragged off a United flight by border security officers and questioned for two days , he has struck nothing but cold and wet weather...frosts in the granite belt, so called unseasonal rain in Cairns , polar winds at Tolga . Sunshine Coast-phooey !
The accommodation along the way, growled Uncle Fester, had been terrible. In one place ,on an odd island off Townsville , it looked like a dump shop with all kinds of flags draped about the walls , above , in which he took a photo of himself wrapped against the chilly tropical weather , which will be tabled as evidence in his case against the Queensland Government .
As a result of the fake Sunshine State projected image , Fester wired other family members in transit , Morticia and Gomez , in sunny Hawaii, to fly on to New Zealand instead of Australia, certainly not Queensland .
Hairy Cousin Itt has lined up a job as the new chief of staff to Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce, following in the footsteps of Senator Matt Canavan , and will be located in a centrally heated mushroom farm in Armidale and fed sliced salami . Itt is expected to swap its hat for one worn by Bob Katter who is believed to be a distant egg throwing relative of the Addams Family .
Hairy Cousin Itt has lined up a job as the new chief of staff to Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce, following in the footsteps of Senator Matt Canavan , and will be located in a centrally heated mushroom farm in Armidale and fed sliced salami . Itt is expected to swap its hat for one worn by Bob Katter who is believed to be a distant egg throwing relative of the Addams Family .
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Katter in white wig and Uncle Fester scarf taking hatless Cousin Itt on tour of parliament.
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