Wednesday, January 25, 2017

POMMIE BASTARD AND SKIPPY IN QUEENSLAND MURDER MOVIE

These  are    just some  of the  ingredients  when  American   crime  writing  author Jessica  Fletcher  inherits  a  whole  valley   passed down by an Irish ancestor  who was hanged  for bank robbery   in  the  Queensland  badlands , where the  sheep  ranchers  are  trigger  happy and fighting mad over  the  suggestion  that  the choice grazing  valley  is  going to be handed   over  to  overseas interests ...The  Indian   Adani  coal mine ,  the  Australian Defence   Department  seizing  rural properties to  make Singapore bigger than Texas ? No- Orbit , a Yank  bauxite  company .


The  action takes place in Kookaburra  Downs , reached by  bus from  Brisbane , where  the sergeant in charge , an  obvious British actor , is  called  a  Pommie  bastard  by  a   true  blue   Aussie actor  . Strangely, the online script  says the sergeant  is  merely  a  git ,  but admits  some content  was  lost  .   

Then  there  is  Melba   (named after  Dame Nellie Melba ? )   Drummond   who  never seems to have a  cigar out of her mouth , offers one to Jessica ,  and  has  a kerchief  wearing  son , Roo , who  knows a  wholesome   girl  who  kisses and   cuddles  kangaroos .
Roo's  mammy   helping  police  with  their investigations .
Over  at the noisy  Kookaburra  Arms  pub , which looks like  an  upmarket  boozer compared   with  the  one in Crocodile Dundee ,  the  smelly sheep ranchers, who  swill Fosters , not Queensland  four x , look  like  bit  players  from  an  early  Hollywood  western, or the thirsty  mob that gathers  when word gets out  that Bob Katter , the one in the Marlboro  Country  hat , mounted on a ride on mower mustang ,  is  going to shout  for the house  during a visit to Cloncurry .   Jessica  gets  a  real  feeling of  the Australian outback when  she is filmed next to a  large framed print of  Uluru  in the Northern Territory .

Corn and popcorn consumed  during  the  viewing .