Earthlings can sleep easy tonight knowing that aliens from Planet Zog are about to take over the planet , starting with Australia . The above scout UFO was snapped by our cameraman just before it landed outside parliament house , the crew set up a tent embassy and demanded to be taken to the country's leader . Nervous , overworked Australian Federal Police informed the creatures that the nation appears to be under the command of the headless horseman .
The aliens , above , who look surprisingly like some members of the Coalition , are badly jetlagged due to the long journey from the far out region of the cosmos . They took up a blocking position outside the entrance to parliament house and said they will vet all those coming in and decide who will be the next leader of the nation.
This puppet leader, they hinted, would have two heads , one eye, a radioactive pork barrel and probably come from Tasmania. They have a shortlist of Australians to be exterminated which includes Pauline Hanson, because she does not welcome space travellers and , thankfully , all those noisy shockjocks whose rantings drown out deep space communications .
This puppet leader, they hinted, would have two heads , one eye, a radioactive pork barrel and probably come from Tasmania. They have a shortlist of Australians to be exterminated which includes Pauline Hanson, because she does not welcome space travellers and , thankfully , all those noisy shockjocks whose rantings drown out deep space communications .
