The former Sydney monorail has been
bought for Canberra . Repainted and aptly
named the Genghis Khan , it will
be used to exclusively
transport
the
horde of Coalition
members , more numerous than a plague of Bogong Moths , invading the capital. It is understood Clive Palmer
has offered to
build a fullscale replica
of Noah’s Ark
for Lake Burley Griffin
at his Townsville
refinery to add to the Wally
World atmosphere of Canberra when parliament resumes.
