The scruffy scribbler, Cyclops, whose police mug shot is above, has
been declared half
troppo by a
highly respected Irish doctor and
banished to a new gulag
set up by the
Abbott regime on Devil’s
Island . This prompt action
by the Coalition
is an act
of retaliation and a
poke in the eye
for Cyclops who has
been annoying Tories
, who believe they are born to
rule, by him penning punchy, pithy pars . Let this be
a warning to all the
media - from now
on stick to writing
about Kardashian handbags and mind numbing trivia such as cooking,
sport and celebrities
and you will not be locked up in a cell
with Cyclops, who snores like an elephant and
frequently breaks wind .
